White People Won't Save You

Made In America (Feat. Darien Sills-Evans)

What if Sean Fury's "Bi-Racial Girl" was a movie? This week we discuss 1993's misfire, Made In America starring Whoopie Goldberg, Ted Danson, Nia Long and Will Smith. Helping us break it all down is the man who gave Cameron his first big break and cast member on East New York on CBS, Darien Sills-Evans!
We talk about what went wrong with the plot of this one, the infamous Ted Danson blackface incident, and what exactly is "D-estiny"? Also Darien talks about his time as an extra in Scent of a Woman and Malcolm X. 
If you want to see Darien doing his thing in a bigger role, check out East New York on Sundays on CBS. You can also follow him on Twitter and Instagram @dasefatcap. 
And as always, you can find us on Twitter (for now) @white_pod and reach us at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com We love to hear from you! And speaking of, we'll be doing a few Wakanda Forever round ups in the coming weeks so be on the look out for those! We'll be back next week with *shudders* November Criminals. 

42 (2013)

With the World Series underway and Wakanda Forever on the horizon, we thought it would be the perfect time to look at 2013's 42, starring Chadwick Boseman. 
It's a movie that's fairly sanitary until Alan Tudyk goes for the racial slur world record in one scene. We discuss Jackie Robinson's impact and legacy, what Spike Lee's version of the movie could have been, and the trouble with being the "first" to break barriers. 
For now, you can find us on Twitter @white_pod but we'll have to see how long that's viable. Good thing you can always reach us at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com We'll be back next week with Made In America, for real this time!

Deep Blue Sea (Feat. Dare Johnson and Shawn Pryor)

It's spooky season ya'll! Happy Halloween everyone, and as a treat, we're taking a break from white saviors for the week and celebrating a Black horror classic, 1999's Deep Blue Sea. We're joined by the hilarious Dare Johnson and friend of the show Shawn Pryor to talk about this glorious film! 
Where to begin? With the amazing death scene from Sam Jackson? The pettiness of the sharks? The incredible music video for Deepest Bluest? So many things to talk about on this one! 
Follow Dare (@badicaldude) and Shawn (@shawnrpryor) on Twitter to find out all the wonderful things they're working on. 
You can follow us at @white_pod for more on Deep Blue Sea as well as recommendations for what to watch this Halloween! And feel free to send us a message at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com we'd love to hear from you! We'll back next week with a look at the Whoopie Goldberg misstep, Made in America. 

Sunset Park

Just Jordan and Cameron again this week (more fun guests coming soon), but we've got a fun one as we discuss the 1996 basketball comedy(?), Sunset Park. 
Starring Rhea Pearlman and Fredro Starr of Onyx, the movie is basically Eddie but in high school and edited using Terrence Howard math. We discuss the emptiness of the ideas in the movie, the lack of any Onyx songs, and if Air Bud would wash this whole squad. 
As always we appreciate you for checking us out! Find us on Twitter @white_pod and hit us up at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com 
We'll be back next week with our Halloween special talking about the classic, Deep Blue Sea. 

Enter The Warriors Gate

This week, we talk about a movie that somehow makes Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets seem somewhat competent, as we discuss another Luc Besson flop, 2016's Enter The Warriors Gate. 
Inexplicably staring Dave Bautista and some high profile Chinese stars, this movie is the definition of a head scratcher. Unnecessary set up, check. Unasked for dance breaks, check. Blaccent, check. And on top of all that, it misses all of the easy wins it could have had. 
Jordan and Cameron talk all of the odd acting choices, the total disrespect to Jade's classic "Don't Walk Away Boy", and the inflation of Arizona ice tea. 
Thanks so much for listening! If you want to reach out to us, you can say hi at @white_pod on Twitter or hit us up at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com
And if you'd be so kind, rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! We'll be back next week with more caucacity!  

The Ghost and The Darkness (Feat. James III)

Between Cam's birthday and New York Comic Con, we sadly don't have a skit this week, but we do have a hilarious episode!
We welcome James III (of Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood, Rule of III comics) to discuss a childhood favorite of his, 1996's The Ghost and The Darkness. 
This movie has everything! A colonial and confederate team up, nonsensical plans, and apparently almost as many on set deaths as you see on screen.
We talk about why they can't just shoot the damn lions, the real story of the Tsavo man eaters, and ask the real question, are you #teamlion? 
James is a hilarious comedian, writer, and actor! Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood is a big inspiration for our show, so if you aren't listening, tune in ASAP! Also check out his sketch show Astronomy Club on Netflix, as well as the Big Mouth spin off Human Resources. 
Follow James @james3rdcomedy and tune into his AMP radio show Corrupted Files every Tuesday where he interviews folks from all over the pop culture landscape! 
As always, you can follow us on Twitter at @white_pod and hit us up at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com. like, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Much love and we'll see you next week with more Caucacity!

Blood Diamond (Feat. Shamira Ibrahim)

"These ain't conflict diamonds/Is they Jacob?/don't lie to me maynneee". That's right, we're discussing the Blockbuster that shoehorned a white love story into a decades long civil war in Africa, 2002's Blood Diamond. 
Starring WPWSY 3 timer Djimon Honsu, 1 timer Leonardo DiCaprio, and directed by 3 timer Edward Zwick, it's basically our All-Star game. To help us break it all down we're joined by esteemed culture writer Shamira Ibrahim! 
Together we discuss the exploitative feel of the movie, the real history behind the diamond trade and war in Sierra Leone, and of course. whatever accent  Leo thought he was doing. 
Shamira is so talented and you are truly missing out if you don't check her work. From The Atlantic to OkayAfrica she's written some amazing essays and articles about the intersections of culture and Blackness. 
Check out her Twitter and IG for more and go here for a look at some of her past work. And to keep up with new stuff, subscribe to her Substack.
Also, she had so many wonderful movies to recommend and we'll list them here for you: 
Atlantics
Cuties
His House
Rafiki
Dhalinyaro
Black Girl
Touki Boukie 
 
As for us, you can find the show @white_pod and write in to us at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com We'd love to hear from you! We'll be back next week with The Ghost and The Darkness! 

Gran Torino (Feat. Roy Wood Jr.)

On todays episode we speak with the one and only Roy Wood Jr. (The Daily Show, Confess, Fletch) and we are absolutely as hyped as you are! 
Together, we break down the 2008 Clint Eastwood vehicle (rim shot), Gran Torino. With almost a slur a minute, there was a lot to break down. Roy shares a story about hitting Clint's car with a football on the Warner Brothers lot, we ask if the point of the film is white forgiveness, and we imagine what a sequel would look like. 
We can't thank Roy enough for his time and all the laughs. Roy's new movie Confess, Fletch is in theaters right now as well as digital early access at home. Also staring Jon Hamm, Ayden Mayeri, Kyle Maclachlan, and Lorneza Izzo, it's a smart and fun update of the original Fletch movies and novels. Check it out! 
If for whatever reason you don't follow Roy, you can find him on Twitter and IG @Roywoodjr. And head over to Roywoodjr.com to find tour dates and more! 
You can also find him weeknights on The Daily Show on Comedy Central, and every Wednesday on his podcast Roy's Job Fair (@roysjobfair). 
And as always, you can find us on Twitter at @white_pod. We'll have a lot of additional info on this movie there, including more from Bee Vang and comments from the Hmong actors and crew about their treatment on set. You can also reach out to us at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com with your thoughts about these movies, recommendations for films, and more! We'll be back next week with Blood Diamond! 

The Crickets Dance (Feat. Alexis Harper)

And now, we present to you one of the cringiest and most requested movies we've had in some time. A movie so bad, we honestly recommend you don't watch. We're talking about the one, the only, 2020 train wreck, The Cricket's Dance. 
We're joined by the wonderful Alexis Harper, whose tweet brought this cursed film to our attention, so it was only right we had her own to talk through it. 
Part slave movie, part romance, and 100% white forgiveness, we journey back to McGrath plantation and ask questions like, how could you manage to keep two separate pregnancies a secret? Why do these slaves look like they're in a J. Crew catalogue? And what exactly do you mean by "the crickets dance"?
That's not all, because we have some juicy behind the scenes things to discuss, namely the DM and subtweet the director sent Alexis! 
Speaking of, Alexis is wonderful and you should absolutely follow her here, as well as check out her abolitionist newsletter The Washington Revolution! 
As for us, you can follow along on Twitter for plenty of behind the scenes, thoughts and more at @white_pod on Twitter and feel free to email us at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com with your own movie recommendations and thoughts! We'll be back next week to talk about Gran Torino with a very special guest! 

The Ride (Feat. Alexis Oatman)

BMX, family, nazis? That's right, we're talking about the 2020 (yes 2020) Chris Bridges executive produced The Ride. 
What else is there to say, Ludacris loves a neo-nazi to BMX glory in this "based on a true story" drama. Except it's all made up! We question why they would even take the story from the UK to the US, what Ludacris thought he was doing with this one, and talk about what second chances actually mean. 
Alexis is a fantastic writer who you should definitely be following at @iamlexstylz and hit the Linktree to find all the places you can see her work. 
As always, you can follow us at @white_pod for more behind the scenes on this and other movies as well as email us at whitepeoplewontsaveyoupod@gmail.com with your movie recs, caucacity, and more! 
We'll be back next week with...The Crickets Dance (shudders).